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Monday, July 13, 2015

BARGAIN HUNT #4

HEY HOWDEE!
Let's get to it, I went to the Value Village (aka The V.V. Boutique) on Sunday, and found come things that I feel like you may need to have in YOUR life......let's look at the bargains......

Sisters......
..OF MURDER???????
Yikes!
FAME - the record! On the front you will see ALL the students......
...all the faculty is on the back....
.....oh....except Doris......
WAA WAA WAAAAAAAAAA
Mmmmm.....now imagine them in a nice stew - or a red sauce.
WHAT?? Too dark?? 
The new 'Sarah Yoder' doll!
(ya..that was my try at an Amish joke)
NOW WITH "SEE INTO YOUR SOUL" EYES!

This bag of toys sponsored by Male Body Dysmorphia.
You're welcome boys!

Look at his feet.....that loin cloth must be made of some strong material.
This guy really should be in the previous bag.
Just saying.

I WILL NOT REST until the filthy gay agenda is ABOLISHED from the Value Village!
FIIIIIILTH!!!!
Which of these 'girls games' is great for nurturing young minds:
1. "Totally Me" - tattoo craft art kit
2. "Create your own Dollhouse"
3. "Glitter Bottle painting set"
4. "Marry, Date or Dump"
5. Barbie Puzzle
WOW.
EVERYTHING A YOUNG GIRL NEEDS TO KNOW!

OKAY - it's time for another game of "Why is THIS in the locked case?":

2 Flashlights - WITH batteries -- Priceless - literally!

2 action figures (and they are only $9.99 each??)

This.
Honestly - can you tell me WTF this is???

Meanwhile in the Men's department.......
Wife: Hey Jim, why don't you go try on these activewear pants.
Husband: But I also need shoes!
Wife: Oh. Well how about these lovely wedges?
Husband: I was actually thinking more of a sexy kitten heel.....
Wife: Thank goodness they are also right here!Husband: Beth, I think I wanna also try on a lacy camisole. 
WHO LOVES HOOKING??
I used to hook, my Mom got me a lion rug when I was a young boy.....it was time consuming!
Seriously! There was one summer when I was pretty heavy in to hooking!
HIDDEN POTENTIAL!!!
Just put 2 things together to repurpose them!
Let's see if the ads are right....
HOLY CRAP THIS LOOKS GOOD!!!
Take a mason jar - add silk flowers - you get a "shabby chic centrepiece"
Way to go Rob.....but can you do it again?
You can turn a fire extinguisher - INTO A LAMP!!!!
Ah-MAH-Zing!!!
Way to go Rob.....but can you do it a THRID TIME??
Rooster Trivet + Teapot = cock teas!
Okay one more time.....find the hidden potential.......
Creepy bear toy + Broken wagon
= child catching cart!
Way to go Rob!
Poor thing.
Little did she know she would gain all that weight and sleep with tonnes of men.
Oh...and poor Fergie too!
......ROYAL FAMILY YEARBOOK....
The REAL Big Book of British Smiles!
What is THIS backstory?
She went to Costco, to pick up her 36" x 24" photo plaque of her baby....
AND THEN WHAT??
It is still wrapped in the plastic here............
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That's right. You can pass around the Salt and Pepper in these CLASSY holders.
Yes. They actually say "full of S" and "full of P"
EW.
Finally I leave you with this chilling print.
I don't call this one "Recess Bell", I call it
"Mrs. Brown hangs her entire class".

I hope you enjoyed this trip to the VV Boutique!
If you are looking at buying ANY of these things......GET THERE NOW!!
Have a good week y'all, and I HOPE TO SEE YOU AT THE POP-UP on Thursday!!!!!


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